So apparently, there's this thing called an Easter Egg Hunt where a bunch of kids run around like maniacs screaming and bumping into each other and laughing hysterically - it's awesome! You should try it sometime. Oh, and I guess they're also picking up eggs as they go along. This part, I don't get.
My mom and dad would point out an egg in the grass somewhere, and tell me to go pick it up... like I'm a dog or something?
And then I was supposed to put it in a bag...
And then what? The eggs sit together in the bag?
Seems pretty boring to me. But like I said, the running around like a maniac part was pretty awesome!
Also, I may have made a few lady friends - I like to play it cool with the ladies, so we'll keep the part about them being my friends between you and me...